PlasmaDragon, Lexicanium Librarian and Relic Keeper

PlasmaDragon is a refugee who crash landed on the planet O'magudnis out of a drop pod sent from places unknown, even from him as he suffers from amnesia, unaware of the state of the universe and the powers that rule it. After a brief physical and analysis from a chapter apothecary, it was discovered that his amnesia was a side effect of growing psyker powers. The Cardinal Archivists chapter brought him before the Chief Librarian, Wib, who interviewed him and surveyed his abilities and powers. Below is a transcript from this meeting:


 * Wib: "What is your name?"


 * PlasmaDragon: "Plasma...Dragon. Yes, PlasmaDragon."


 * Wib: "Where are you from?"


 * PlasmaDragon: "I...don't remember."


 * Wib: "Have you heard the gospel of the Emprah?"


 * PlasmaDragon: "The Emperor? Who is that?"


 * Wib: "Do you at least denounce Khorne?"


 * PlasmaDragon: "Actually, I tend to think corn is pretty tasty most of the time."


 * Wib: "...Do you have any special combat abilities or skill with weapons?"


 * PlasmaDragon: "No...Nope, nothing like that."


 * Wib: "You have entered into a system of the universe that is unforgiving. You cannot be weak or show weakness. We require those who exemplify the highest pinnacle of zealous righteousness. What can you offer us? How will you pull your weight?"


 * PlasmaDragon: "Well...I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder so I'm pretty organized."


 * Wib: "...Really? Is that it?"


 * PlasmaDragon: "Actually no, I don't really suffer from it, I'm just pretty organized."


 * Wib: "..."


 * PlasmaDragon: "So...Do you guys play video games?"


 * Wib: "Fuck it, stick him in the Librarium with an internet connection where he won't bother anyone. He'll be relic keeper or something."


 * PlasmaDragon: "Woohoo!"

Ever since, PlasmaDragon has been maintaining the collections of video games and console and peripheral relics of the Cardinal Archivists from within the Librarium and using his developing psyker powers to place items on high shelves that he's too short to reach. When the collection is not in need, he spends his time playing Hearthstone, MOBAs, stealth games, fighting games, and RPGs on Steam.

He got a paper cut the other day and proclaimed this to be the first time he shed battleblood with his chapter brothers, drinking with them in celebration. The chapter facepalmed.