The Roadtrip Logs

''Herein lies the definitive record of classified Chapter mission, code name: Road-trip. For senior staff only.''

''Following the rumor of a cache of 2nd millennium holo-films on a distant Shrine and Paradise World, the Chapter Lord and Lady decide to take a novel approach to reclamation: They hand-pick a special task-force to secure the divine artifacts. And by some coincidence, manage to send a portion of senior staff on a much needed vacation. Whether they like it or not.''

Personnel List:

Captain-Commander of the Artillery Company, Hans Draconis

Captain of Special Operations Division, Maximus Omar

Master of Mechanics, Fergus McFien

Once-honored Captain Dreadnought 5mirkeh

Abstract and Statement
An OC road-trip adventure. Think of it like a role-playing campaign. Come, be welcome, and write some mischief - for the greatest road-trip in the galaxy.

Code Name: Road Trip Day 1
"Ye cannae make me. Ah willnae go."

Lieutenant Vanya gently massaged the bridge of her nose, and waited for the Master of Mechanics to stop shaking.

"Dae ye hae onie idea whit lives ou' thaur? Rippers, Genestealers, Dark Eldar.... Ye cannae make me feckin' go."

Lieutenant Vanya paused a moment, and calmly placed a copy of the order on McFien's desk. "I can't, Master McFien. The Chapter Lord and Lady just did."

The mechanic sank ever lower as he read the orders to himself. "Ye mus' be jokin'. Thes list is absurd. We'll kill each other 'fore we gie anywhaur." His eyes crinkled. "Haud Hans tak' the' news?"

Lieutenant Vanya allowed herself a millimeter-thin smile. "I've already ordered replacement furniture for his chambers. The new wall should be erected within the day." She checked her timepiece. "The destroyer Counterproductive launches at 1200 hours tomorrow. I suggest you pack." The Lieutenant turned on her heel, and marched smartly out of McFien's office.

Master McFien took another long look at the signed orders in front of him. "Sae thes is hoo Ah die. Oan vacation. Th' hell is a 'vacation ', anyway?"